sup sluts

what up, bored as supreme in this bitch, just chilling watching these stupid ass presidential debates.. can't believe people even buy into this crap. wow... votes count? fuck no. your vote doesn't count, does it take a retard to tell you that? shit cunts can't even close their own garage door let alone vote for a president.like a damn fresh slut. Meet your demise bitch.

Dirty Humor

I wish my life was like porn:

Scene one: (Hot girls asks) "Hey trainer could you help me out with some squats"

Scene two: Me exploding all over her face